Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Thick Chunky Pregnancy Discharge

The horse released

lived in a distant field a horse (a circus). The trainer was very bad, forcing the horses to jump in fire rings, dolphins circling the pond twenty times the lions to eat as much until they almost explode. One day the trainer wanted to make the most fantastic event in the world! The event was well: the lions would stop all alone on a soccer ball on one foot, the dolphins would have to jump thirty rings of fire while circling the pond and finally the horses would do nothing. Clowns and circus trainers
wondered - how can that be!
- How everyone is going to be able to do an act, but the horses?
The keeper responded with these words
"There is no event for the horses, but did not say a heightened voice. Tamers

responded "Right. And the clowns

"Then they said this could take the horses
- Oh, no! "Said the trainer. If the cast lose much money on what I spent to have those horses.
"Then we can dress up the horses of animals which can do more tricks.
All agreed. Masquerade horses from other animals. At the masquerade of white horses and kangaroos would hop across the stage forty times. A masquerade black horses, donkeys and the last, was a horse. What would that horse?, Asked all members of the circus. The trainers had decided to release him.
"No," said the clown.
"It is up to you," said the trainer.
Thus, he was released.

The event was ruined, the public realized that animals were disguised as horses. The horses finished well humiliated, running destroying all the hoopla. All but one horse was humiliated. The one who never complained, was faithful and so just left it in its rightful freedom.

Baboon Wax V.s Brazilian



came to an end!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Swallow After Using Act

Falling for the sake of the evil emperor

(relay memory of a story told me at school)



There once was a king who had just died and the father died the son took over the town. His first ordinance was enacted in the public square. The law said all fruit trees should be planted immediately give them to the king. With them, the emperor made some delicious sweets. Until the trees were slowly dying because they do not let them grow. The king made his second ordinance. Was enacted in the public square. The ordinance read: "All children must submit to the emperor laughs." The soldiers carried a large bag in which children should get their laughs. With those laughs heartily jam formed a far richer than the previous candy.

The king made a great feast. The boys were tired of laughing and laughing no more. Then the king put his third ordinance. Decreed in the public square. The order said, "do not put the child who laughs, will be severely punished.

Children imitated so afraid to sound a lot like laughter. Soldiers without distinguishing between the grip and left sweet sour, salty and very horrible. King formed a large army and went to steal all the laughs to all children in the world. Then the citizens were so angry that they faced against him. The citizens were so happy to be able to stand against him, made a party.

Then the feast of all the laughter and fun foamed exquisite scent that attracted the king. And when the king was going to catch all citizens to extract laughter ... he fell off a stomach ache and was never able to raise.

FIN