Sunday, October 1, 2006

Can You Get Plan B At Walmart?

Reset History Saravia, the pilgrim TAMALE

This is the story of a tamale Jujuy decided to make the long trip to see the big city, Buenos Aires, the Pharaoh of Pyrite, Peru fake gold high.
Upon arriving and stepping on dog poop he said to himself succulent " to the end, this is the same as in payment, monkey", but a very embarrassed man with buck teeth and bulging Rolex watch Paraguayan it took place, not apologized and told to stand there "bad ."
then restart soon realized that urban crowding anonymous identities allow all kinds of abuses and outrages, and wondered whether the moral superiority of their last region, the megalopolis "Mecojíun Cuatía " not is due to the narrowness as if something was missing he had to have stolen one of the four or five civilians, unless the Malino was being malicious something without iestro as bad light low tensions.

Cayote Estanislao, a goat cheese born and raised in Jump, jump, jump, jump, startled but that work had come to Suburbs , helped him up and became from then on its faithful squire cheese.

Soon Restart and Estanislao (which was the Country) infiltrated in the garden of Pichin Porota Garcia, who as a teenager used to be a mermaid but now had become whole whale in sandals. There the dog Palermo ( a Neapolitan mastiff crosses Shepherd Chihuahua ) sniffed something strange, but Pichin had to go open the door of his box and Aldo Bonzi was not paying attention.
- I io, Lotus Flolan - said her neighbor Roth Flower Taiwan Anahí - invited me come to a cup of Aloza slab.
The obese woman began to look in the cupboard and pantry, while sticking out Reset string to find the pet that the flamboyant Japanese seconded Roth was nothing less than a slanted tamala Formosa whose stunning beauty who stole his breath, and which felt like eating it raw with kisses IPSO FACTO. Tamal Our hero had never seen such a beautiful tamala infartante graceful sculptural and delicious in your dog and burned Lowlife hot desire to cover your skin ruddy corn and licking her tender ecstasy regional meat. He even thought of moving permanently to Hong Kong to never again see their relatives and friends of a lifetime, Oscar de la Olla, Alba Cafresca , the bondholder Italian Giuseppe-paste writer had the shirt of Gi & Jo they really did not care now, and Cara & Jo Abraham, the swineherd guardian. Are they all so heart-stopping Chinese?, He wondered, and in doing spices which season it sparrows swirling towards the good friends rattled heavily against his skin.
not always dull or lazy , Reset rose to double-cup rice carolina ooo yama type or without fear of filled grains and thinking only of doing things pa'ella.

Once in the cottage area of \u200b\u200bthe Asian paper with sciatica, Reset dodged the dreaded cat Suller and went to the bathroom in which he was tamala pasting an urgent shower. What is the name of this extraordinary creature? wondered while repeating "I have to do mine" or "I have to make it mine" or something.

Flor Then he shouted: - Tamala Apulate to be all awa aa il - and repeated his nobre Reboot like a madman as if it were a wondrous spell: TAMARA .

no time to waste burst into the bathroom and drawing back the veil of the shower curtain, soap shoved in his mouth and said: - I'll protect you, Tamara, your owner wants almorzarte after tomorrow, please do not cry, trust me . But by canceling the soap, the scare began tamala utter shrieks and squawks to which more decibels loaded triple point hectopascal infinite thousand in Scala Richter and excitement the corn had the size of quarters Celsius.

Alerted by the noise, Suller tried to rip the intimacy of the two lovebirds imminent, but his fear of water and prevented him from approaching tamala circumstantial attributing the trait to the cunning of his suitor felt he had never seen an unwrapped tamale as , especially by the fact Reset that was stripped of its husk , exposing the rich fill their burning.

After a brief exchange of words inertial unnecessary, Saravia, unable any longer asked - Tamara beautiful, do you accept to marry me?.

The Eastern disoriented his head flushed down , but to contemplate the panorama of your future shouted joyfully drooling overwhelmed: - Yes! For Onga Nla! accept, accept, of course we accepted!.

The plural of verb conjugation in the direction consistent roused the attention of Prince erect tamala and explained that she was not alone: \u200b\u200b - I live with my seven Dwarf tamales sleep in my bed and eat my comidita.

Recalling that Capado Guanaco birth were to give " Ahijuna, the Zimpsons "Reset said he had a rush of father and lord and had to go flying, because although crimes against humanity are , yoghurts and perishables had to take caaada precious instant, before the appointed time of the due date for a life.

And Bunting flushed, this fable gastroculinaria is over.

Moral: With time love-love can become re or re-drive the drive ... Stay in the Place Where You Live , not leave home!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Thick Chunky Pregnancy Discharge

The horse released

lived in a distant field a horse (a circus). The trainer was very bad, forcing the horses to jump in fire rings, dolphins circling the pond twenty times the lions to eat as much until they almost explode. One day the trainer wanted to make the most fantastic event in the world! The event was well: the lions would stop all alone on a soccer ball on one foot, the dolphins would have to jump thirty rings of fire while circling the pond and finally the horses would do nothing. Clowns and circus trainers
wondered - how can that be!
- How everyone is going to be able to do an act, but the horses?
The keeper responded with these words
"There is no event for the horses, but did not say a heightened voice. Tamers

responded "Right. And the clowns

"Then they said this could take the horses
- Oh, no! "Said the trainer. If the cast lose much money on what I spent to have those horses.
"Then we can dress up the horses of animals which can do more tricks.
All agreed. Masquerade horses from other animals. At the masquerade of white horses and kangaroos would hop across the stage forty times. A masquerade black horses, donkeys and the last, was a horse. What would that horse?, Asked all members of the circus. The trainers had decided to release him.
"No," said the clown.
"It is up to you," said the trainer.
Thus, he was released.

The event was ruined, the public realized that animals were disguised as horses. The horses finished well humiliated, running destroying all the hoopla. All but one horse was humiliated. The one who never complained, was faithful and so just left it in its rightful freedom.

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came to an end!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Swallow After Using Act

Falling for the sake of the evil emperor

(relay memory of a story told me at school)



There once was a king who had just died and the father died the son took over the town. His first ordinance was enacted in the public square. The law said all fruit trees should be planted immediately give them to the king. With them, the emperor made some delicious sweets. Until the trees were slowly dying because they do not let them grow. The king made his second ordinance. Was enacted in the public square. The ordinance read: "All children must submit to the emperor laughs." The soldiers carried a large bag in which children should get their laughs. With those laughs heartily jam formed a far richer than the previous candy.

The king made a great feast. The boys were tired of laughing and laughing no more. Then the king put his third ordinance. Decreed in the public square. The order said, "do not put the child who laughs, will be severely punished.

Children imitated so afraid to sound a lot like laughter. Soldiers without distinguishing between the grip and left sweet sour, salty and very horrible. King formed a large army and went to steal all the laughs to all children in the world. Then the citizens were so angry that they faced against him. The citizens were so happy to be able to stand against him, made a party.

Then the feast of all the laughter and fun foamed exquisite scent that attracted the king. And when the king was going to catch all citizens to extract laughter ... he fell off a stomach ache and was never able to raise.

FIN

Saturday, March 11, 2006

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